Michigan family lawyer Ryan Hill is so morally outraged by extramarital affair dating website Ashley Madison that he launched the “My Marriage Matters” campaign—-and shot this awkward television spot—-to bring the cheating service down. The result: Schmaltzy piano, sexy infidelity shots, and Hill doing the Bill Clinton thumb-gesture in front of a waving American flag. Vote Ryan Hill for Dude With A Website That’s Against That Other Website, I guess? He’s also currently asking 1,000,000 people to sign his petition against people who support cheating. [Thanks to Kay for the tip].