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Attention Sexist readers: The good folks over at The New Gay want ya’ll on their dance floor, so they’re giving away two pairs of tickets to the District’s “coed, trans-inclusive, straight-friendly alternative queer dance party,” Homo/Sonic. The party, held this Friday on the Black Cat Mainstage, is sponsored by alt.dc.pride, which is producing a whole slate of alternative queer events throughout Pride. TNG promises it “will rock your ass, dick and boobs off.” My dick’s already been rocked out of existence, so the tickets are up for grabs! File a comment (include a valid e-mail address) or shoot me an e-mail telling me why you want a couple of tickets, and I’ll get the two best responses on the guest list.