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After a long day discussing domestic violence legislation, geek misogyny, and Playboy-style manipulation, why not end the day with this incredibly phallic infomercial featuring some mustached guys wielding the Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword into various cuts of meat, animal skulls, even a balloon? And that’s not all: Only the Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword can reliably puncture other incredibly phallic structures, such as large wooden poles, hanging ropes, and bamboo. My favorite part is when they cut something with the Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword and then hold up the Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword to the place where they cut that thing.