Three Georgetown students (and another from NYU) have launched, a website for anonymously airing your greatest sex fails. “After a traumatizing hookup experience, [we] looked for a place to post the story online and realized that no such website existed,” a site creator (they won’t reveal their names) told Chris Heller at Vox Populi. Of course, some of the entries are horrifying for all the wrong reasons—-like this one, in which our anonymous contributor complains about hooking up with an “older black woman” whose breasts he describes as “straight-up National Geographic shit.” The hook-up takes a turn for the worse when she expects him to help her orgasm, and employs a vibrator in this pursuit. Also? This “older black woman” is 27 years old.

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