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I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer
It concludes: “there’s certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply / Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry.” Indeed.