Okay, here’s another Craigslist advertisement for an inauguration rental. This one is in “Historic Leesburg.” Besides the free wireless, the large deck, the home theater with flat screen TV, and the “Colonial & Civil War walking tours just down the street,” and the “elliptical available for use with waiver,” there’s one super, super giveaway that will surely make the renters come a’running…“GIFT: 2008 White House Ornament” 

Say no more! I’ll take it!