This is for real:

want a place to stay on inauguration, but cant find a hotel? don’t have $1000 for 1 night? want to party, but don’t know where? We can Help.

Announcing DC’s 1st and only Drunken Hostel. We give you a place to crash and a place to party. ALL YOU CAN DRINK. crap loads of fun people. A DJ. leftover Obama campaign stickers. tiki torches. jello shots.
You give us 200$.

we have a large 3 bedroom house with a nice backyard. 2 guys and 1 girl. 2.5 miles from the Mall, a 40 minute walk or a 15 minute metro ride.

Go to the inauguration, then come back for our party.

If you need a place to crash Monday night as well, that can be arranged for an extra 50$. we cant guarantee a bed, but we have couches and carpeted floors. bring a sleeping bag, and be ready to party Obama-style.