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Many people at the D.C. Home Depot today were advancing bona fide projects, like installing a closet door or working on the plumbing.

One man, though, came with a big van, enough cargo space to pack in materials for something as ambitious as a patio project or a roofing project or perhaps a floor patch.

But no.

“Roach killer. No project,” the man replied when asked about his plans.