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This is not how it’s supposed to be.

Two days before the new year, we should be making our little resolutions and hoping that next year somehow miraculously is better—-or at least different in an enlightening, transformative kind of way.

But no! Today, we’ll think about grocery bags and parking fees. It’s the big story of the moment: Come Friday, District residents will need to pay 5 cents for every plastic bag they use, and soon after that, parking meters—-nearly 15,000 of them—-are going up to $2 an hour.  The Washington Post has a front page story about the changes. My Google Reader’s exploding with related tales. And then, of course, there’s the ABC piece above.

As a parting word, let me just say this: Boooooooo.