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Condo not included.

This weekend in fabulous housing-related events:

From noon to 4:00 p.m. on Saturday, View14 on 14th and Florida is offering free drinks and hors d’oevres in its community room, where you can also browse local boutique vendors and gaze across the cityscape. If you also decide to buy a condo rent an apartment while you’re there, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind.

On Saturday from 3:00 to 6:00 p.m. and Sunday from noon to 4:00 p.m., the Embassy condominiums at 1613 Harvard Street—”Gateway to Adams Morgan”—is hosting Top Chef finalist and “up-and-coming local celeb” Carla Hall, who’ll be cooking for anyone who stops by.

And for a not-free way to ogle houses that you can’t buy—especially if you’re not the sort of person who’d be invited over for any other reason—there’s still time to get tickets for the anual Georgetown House Tour. Fifty five bucks for enough vicarious luxury to last you all year.