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Walmart gets pranked. [DCist]

City getting lots of offers for Franklin School? [Examiner]

American University campus plan based on suburban design principles. [GGW]

Well-respected BID president leaves NoMa. Replacement needed. [CityBizList]

Still hope for Bikeshare on the Mall. [WTOP]

Being the District’s archaeologist sounds like a pretty awesome job. [WBJ]

Do political events affect home buying in D.C.? I’m skeptical. [WSJ]

Ta-Nehisi wonders how Hillcrest is doing these days. [Atlantic]

More mixed-use in Georgetown. [Urbanturf]

Today on the market: “I am beautiful.”