An unstoppable force meets Wal-Mart. [WBJ]

Looking for an older apartment in D.C.? You may be out of luck. [UrbanTurf]

Fire and EMS units respond to hazmat call; turns out to be a practical joke. [WAMU]

For one law firm, life on the leading edge. [WBJ]

For one Brookland household, life in the round. [UrbanTurf]

Sorry, Yvette. Your colleagues aren’t a fan of your $1,000 speed camera ticket plan. [GGW]

The City Paper will soon have a new neighbor. (Well…) [DCmud]

“Flamingo dancers” coming to K Street NW. [PoP]

Today on the market: Seven digits for two bedrooms