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A few pieces of real news:

A preview of the Cedar Hill Bar & Grill in Anacostia. [Congress Heights on the Rise]

Brass Knob warehouse building spared demolition. [UrbanTurf]

The Washington Post isn’t the only paper leaving its center-city headquarters. [TNR]

D.C. aims to eliminate traffic deaths. [TowardZeroDeathsDC]

Georgetown ANC is surprisingly amicable on the zoning changes. [Georgetown Metropolitan]

And a few stories that didn’t fool us:

Big Hope VI project coming to Southwest. [SWTLQTC]

Donald Trump‘s renderings for the Old Post Office building. [UrbanTurf]

Maryland contemplating a mandatory helmet law for drivers. [GGW]

Curling rink coming to DCUSA. [New Columbia Heights]

Today on the market: $2 million Dupont rowhouse, artwork not included