Ever find yourself climbing two flights of stairs to your house’s top floor and thinking, “This isn’t what I dropped three and a half million for?” The architect of this Cleveland Park home knows how you feel. Sure, it only has three stories plus a basement, but after a long day’s work, sometimes you just want to kick back in the elevator and go for a ride.

And isn’t it a drag to have to cross several rooms to reach the bathroom? Again, this six-bedroom house has you covered, with nine bathrooms.

The $3.5 million price tag also buys you prime views of the National Cathedral and nautically themed shower tiles. Yet somehow, all this hasn’t been enough of a draw: The house has been on the market for nearly half a year at that price.

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