It makes no sense to demand better schools before reassigning students. [GGW]

Maryland report finds more FBI workers live in Maryland than Virginia. [Post]

Cheap DIY fixes to bring new life to a street. [Elevation]

Congrats, D.C. drivers! You’re only the third-worst in America. [City Desk]

Unauthorized Buchanan Street NW raze damages adjacent houses; DCRA reportedly asks neighbors to pay. [PoPville]

GW cracks down on off-campus student noise and trash. [Hatchet]

Amusing conspiracy theories about D.C. urban planning. [DCist]

Today on the market: Georgetown 1BR—-$430,000