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Forget all the major American brewery commercials claiming their crappy, corn-based suds taste best. Finally, someone has conducted a blind, scientifically based experiment to determine the real winner—-well, at least among the 12 twenty-somethings who gathered last weekend on Capitol Hill to conduct this test. They, unfortunately, don’t want their names attached to the research, perhaps because they are secretly ashamed of including rank newbies like Bud Lime and Bud American Ale in the experiment, but not Bud Light, Miller Lite, or Miller Genuine Draft.

You can read the official results after the jump, broken down by gender. Start your arguments then.