I realize that a ton of people who watch the Super Bowl don’t actually like football, which probably explains why there are so many stories that focus on ways to improve the usual grease-and-carb plates associated with sports TV. True football fans, of course, don’t care what you feed them during the game; they’d gnaw on their own leg if you covered it in melted cheese.

For the most part, I don’t care about pro football—-I’m a college girdiron dude myself—-so I want some high-quality snackage for the big game. Fortunately, viewers like me (maybe you?) have a lot of good options out there:

Mmmm, chicken-fried ribs. So what are you planning to cook for the big game?