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Like all the other Twits who think their friends and colleagues need to hear every single thought that pops into their heads—-or at least those contained to 140 characters—-Young & Hungry has swallowed hard and joined the Twitter Nation. I promise not to bore you with short stories (extremely short stories) about dog puke, achy body parts, operations, what’s on TV, toenails, litterbugs, shirt stains, leaky faucets, nose hair, quality footwear, puppet sex, or my desire to take my computer and smash it to bits for all the useless information that passes our way.

So have I convinced you to sign up yet? You can find my Twitter profile here. I’ll Tweet only about food, I swear. OK, maybe the occasional Tweet about dog puke, too.