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You can write your own joke to this story out of Anne Arundel County, where a McDonald’s employee was taken into custody after selling marijuana out of the fast-food joint’s drive-thru window.

McDonald’s worker: “Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, dude, I’ll have one adult Happy Meal.”

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