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Sexpot Australian vlogger Natalie Tyler Tran swears that inside her tiny frame there lives a snarling dog desperate for sweets, although Y&H thinks she wouldn’t eat a second helping of anything, even if someone held a gun to a koala’s head.

Tran’s take on the common tableside protest is decidedly feminine, I think, poking fun at the urge to watch your waistline when you’d rather just unbuckle your belt and shovel it in. By contrast, this classic comedy sketch is utterly masculine, a man who utters essentially the same line—”I couldn’t eat another bite”—but way too late. His gluttony, naturally, must be punished. Of course, I’m talking about…