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The Colbert Report was all about food last night, as you’ll see from these three clips. The first features Colbert dining —- and allegedly dashing —- at three New York City restaurants that serve $1,000 dishes.

More Colbert videos after the jump.

In clip two, Colbert asks best-selling author Michael Pollan if he was breast fed:

In clip three, Colbert takes on Dems who want to tax soda to pay for health care: “Hey, Democrats, you can have my soda when you pry it from my cold, diabetic hands!”