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During my brief walking tour of Mount Rainier this morning, I noticed that a new pizzeria/kabob/sandwich shop is slated to open on 34th Street (although by the look of things, it doesn’t appear the place will debut any time soon). At first glance I thought the joint’s name was a poorly spelled homage (read: ripoff) tozpizza. Then I inspected the permits taped to the window. The restaurant’s name actually is Zz Pizza.

As in….Zzzzzzzzz.