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Michael Landrum, the man for all your meat-related needs, does his best Kirk Lazarus routine when ambushed by TMZ. Landrum mentions that his burgers are named after soul artists and some of his favorite rappers, then deadpans: “So before Obama gets a burger named after him, I think I’m going to have to hear his flow.”