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I’m not sure the value of videos such as this. To be honest, if your dinner date is turned off by your pig-like appetite, I’d say dump her. If she’s offended by your inability to score a good table, dump her even faster. And if she thinks you’re not a man because you don’t complain about every bad meal, leave the table immediately and don’t come back.

Then again, maybe this video’s a joke.

Dating Humor: Dinner Date Master Class