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Given that yet another fro-yo chain is expected to open in D.C. — and even looking for franchisees — I could think of far grosser things to do with PinkBerry than the actions in this parody of the infamous 2 Girls, 1 Cup video. (Warning: Don’t look up the original scat vid unless you have a strong constitution. Just check out Kermit’s reaction, for chrissakes.)