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Yesterday’s post about light-light beer Bud Select 55 got me thinking that in a way, Bud is making the drinker’s convenience product: beer with added water as a hangover deterrent. Which reminded me of Mayostard, the similarly convenient sandwich spread from the hilarious and missed Mr. Show.

More videos after the jump, including Mustardayonnaise and my favorite, Mustmayostarayonnaise.