Avocados From Mexico, which sounds like a band I would have seen in Edinburgh in the mid-’90s, would like you to feature avocados at your next baseball party, which will take place Oct. 10. To this end, Avocados From Mexico would like you to apply to host an avocado-heavy baseball party at your house. 1) Baseball party? 2) Apply?

Well, you see if you’re selected as the kind of house that can really do justice to both avocados and baseball, you’ll win a a gift card that can go toward the purchase of some avocados, a cutting board to cut avocados on, some recipe ideas for avocados (here’s the short version: dips and toppings), and…a chip clip. (Big Avocado is really pulling out the stops here.) What’s more, if selected, you’ll be able to submit some recipe ideas (here are two: dips and toppings). Best one wins $500 and a year’s supply of avocados! So for your next four-to-five-hour party, consider avocados!