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In honor of the new pigskin (mmm, pigskin!) season, Y&H presents this decidedly lo-tech Football Food Bowl, which pits junk food vs. health food. I don’t this promotional vid will convince  any Redskins tailgator to switch from hot dogs to broccoli, but hey, at least in this game, you can eat the quarterback at the end. There’s got to be a metaphor here somewhere.