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California company Allstarcade dreamed up and builds this bad boy, the Arkeg Drink n Game. It’s an arcade machine with kegerator, preloaded with 69 games (from Centipede and Asteroids to the more advanced Rampage World Tour). And it fits a 5-gallon keg, with beer choices including Sierra Nevada, Deschutes, and Firestone Walker. It can be yours for $3,999.

So if anyone wants to donate a $3,999 check to Y&H, we will cover the extra expense of a plaque with your name on it and comp you a free beer every time you do a finishing move in Mortal Kombat II. Just don’t pick Scorpion and keep doing that “get over here” move, because that’s super annoying.