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The best lines from this phone rant to Jimmy Dean: “How is a 12-ounce goddamn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you, 600 pounds of men, at least. You get my point? And the two girls, and they put it in fucking pussy roll of sausage. Son of a bitch! Somebody needs their ass kicked.”