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Chow.com “supertaster” James Norton takes up the challenge of trying to describe four different commercial ice cream toppings. Two of them he actually likes, but his description of the Smucker’s Magic Shell “limited edition” cherry topping is priceless.

It tastes, Norton says, like someone “melted a piece of watermelon Hubba Bubba onto my ice cream.”