Reason No. 1 Why You Don’t Get Between a Fat Guy and His Mickey D Chicken

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If this weren’t redneck enough, listen to this: The apparent cell phone footage wasn’t shot at a regular McDonald’s. It was shot at a McDonald’s inside a Wal-Mart.