From the same folks who brought us the Food Court Musical and the Grocery Store Musical(which its creepy come-on to “squish our fruits together”) comes this latest installment about the joys of the mid-day repast.

I don’t know about you, but these public displays of affected musicals (PDAMs) make me feel like I’m roaming my high school hallways again — just as the theater geeks have decided to entertain us with their zany rendition of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Music of the Night.” They were sooo artistic, man.