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There’s a valid reason why Y&H has donated his services to Warren Rojas‘ weekly chat, Grill Warren, over at Northern Virginia magazine: I’m an idiot.

I mean, I must be crazy to subject myself to the grilling of another publication’s readers. But there you have it: At 11 a.m. tomorrow, you can hit me with all the questions you’ve ever wanted to ask and were somehow afraid to post anonymously on the Y&H blog. And I’ll be required the answer them with all the honesty of an anonymous reporter and critic.

The reason Rojas invited me to cop a squat on his weekly hot seat is because he just wrapped up a feature in which he polled food critics from across the country to speak out about anonymous dining. Is it important? Is it dead? Is it a joke? The feature isn’t yet available online, which tells you something about Rojas’ organizing skills, but trust me, it’s a killer story. Look for it whenever the hell it appears in print or online.

In the meantime, feel free to send in a question here or just follow along at 11 a.m. on Thursday.