You may have noticed our coverage of the global ABV war that is pitting brewer against brewer in the quest to produce the holy grail of the beer business: the world’s strongest brew. Alcohol content has little to do with a beer’s quality, but hey, just as some guys need red convertibles to compensate for their, um, inadequacies, some brewers need a ridiculously large ABV in their beers. The latest entrant into this silliest of arms races is the Dutch brewery Brouwerij en Distilleerderij, makers of Obilix, a 45-ABV beer that promises to taste like… alcohol. How could it not?