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Everyone has their whisks in a stir about Top Chef apparently filming its next season in D.C. You can barely visit a Web site withoutreadingsomerandom gushing over the prospect of the city hosting the Bravo program.

Yep, I think I get it. Reality TV has supplanted reality for our affections. Leave it to New York magazine’s Grub Street to cut D.C. down to size.

The Top Chef-to-D.C. rumors have been bubbling for some time, but Amanda McClements broke the news yesterday on her blog, Metrocurean. The Post followed hours later.

In more mundane news: