The top two items last week couldn’t be further apart in terms of culinary aspiration, from the high-tech, high-concept imagination behind Enzo Fargione’s chef’s table at Teatro Goldoni to the Cereal Bowl’s milky, hand-pour combo of Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, and other tooth-rotting “ingredients.”

It seems we ‘re more than a nation polarized by politics. We’re a nation polarized by food.

A look back at the week’s most popular items:

1. Enzo Fargione Fired from Teatro Goldoni (*)
2. Cereal Bowl Set to Open March 27
3. Does This Photo Make You Mad?
4. Food News You Can Use: Top Chef in D.C. Edition
5. Are You All Quick-Fired-Up About Top Chef in D.C.?

* A certain light-drinking Budweiser beer was, once again, a popular item among readers, but we’ve stopped counting it.