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As AdFreak.com noted, this video is part of Domino’s current marketing strategy to argue that its pizzas are so perfect and tasty, right out of the oven, that they don’t need any food-porn, food-stylist manipulation.  You can even submit photos of your Domino’s pie to try to prove the chain’s point.

That’s all well and good, if a little cynical, but how ’bout this, Domino’s: Why don’t you take all those ad dollars and just make your new and improved pizza even better?