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And he samples the chain’s version of the KFC Double Down: a stack of cheesecake filled pancakes. Norton’s take is delightfully dry and droll, particularly this observation about the pancakes covered in “apples”:

“That can only loosely be described as an apple. That’s corn syrup on something gelatinous.”

Video courtesy of Chow.com