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Buckwheat Groats is a comedy rap team (“Penis Bailey the Bailey” and “Lil’ Dinky”) that puts the healthy drizzle on your sizzle, fo shizzle dizzle. They got food-safety flow, too, yo:

“If you think it’s undercooked, you’re wildin’ fella / Buckwheat Groats don’t get down with no salmonella”

Check this shit out.