Eater continues to doggedly pursue the details of next season’s apparent “all-star” edition of Top Chef to the detriment of the current season. The website’s latest posting features some undercover work at the Bowery  Whole Foods, where Eater spies snap some pictures of what appear to be cheftestants scrambling for ingredients.

All of this is fine and good. It doesn’t hurt to know, generally speaking, what to expect about next season. But through some assumptions and deductive reasoning, Eater goes one step further and predicts who wins this season of Top Chef.

Frankly,  I don’t care. I’m ready to skip to the last page of this boring book. But you might still care. If you do care, do not click on this link! You’ve been warned.