Rustik opens today in thirsty, underserved Bloomingdale, promising a menu featuring brick-oven pizza and “a selection of exceptional craft beers,” all on draft. “Exceptional” sounds great and all, but for those of you in the market for specifics, here’s their full beer list, which I’ve conveniently organized from delicious to egregious.

Flying Dog Raging Bitch IPA
Stone Arrogant Bastard
Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold
North Coast Old Rasputin Russian Stout
North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner
Dos Equis Lager
Yuengling
Peroni
Newcastle
Amstel Light