Rain got you down? Well, here’s something to look forward to. This Monday, October 4, ChurchKey will turn over 40 of its 50 taps to the beers of Stone Brewing Company. Not only will you get to hang with Stone CEO Greg Koch (recently knighted by the Belgian Brewers Guild, joining several of our local DC beer celebs who’ve already received the honor) and Stone’s local rep Lee Marren, you’ll also have access to what can only be described as the most insanely awesome collection of Stone beers ever assembled.

Only seven beer bars in cities across the country have been selected for the weeklong Stone Total Tap Tower Takeover Tour, which means D.C. and ChurchKey are pretty lucky to be hosting Greg and his dowry of collaboration beers and nearly impossible-to-find vintages dating back to 2003. The party starts at 4:00pm and is first come first serve, so plan to take off from work early and stay late. You can order full pours or 4 oz. samples of each beer until the taps run dry. A complete list of featured beers after the jump…

If this doesn’t keep you salivating all weekend long, we don’t know what will:

2004 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2009 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2005 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrel
2008 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Wine Barrels
2010 Stone Old Guardian Belgo Barley Wine
2004 Stone Imperial Russian Stout
2010 Stone Imperial Russian Belgo Stout
2008 Stone Imperial Russian Stout aged in Bourbon Barrels
2006 Stone IRS 10th Anniversary Special Blend
2006 Stone IRS 10th Anniversary GK Mad Man Mix
2005 Stone 05.05.05. Vertical Epic Ale
2007 Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale
2007 Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale aged in Red wine Barrels
2008 Stone 08.08.08. Vertical Epic Ale
2009 Stone 09.09.09 Vertical Epic Ale
2005 Stone 9th Anniversary Ale
2008 Stone 12th Anniversary in Bourbon Barrels
2009 Stone 13th Anniversary Ale
2010 Stone 14th Anniversary Ale
2003 Double Bastard Ale
2005 Double Bastard Ale
2006 Double Bastard Ale Aged in Brandy Barrels
2009 Double Bastard Ale
2010 Saison du BUFF – Dogfish Head & Stone & Victory (Stone brewed version)
2010 El Camino (Un) Real Black Ale – 21st Amendment & Firestone & Stone
2010 San Diego County Session Ale – Ballast Point & Stone
2010 Stone Double Dry-Hopped 14th Anniversary Ale
2010 Stone Double Dry-Hopped Ruination IPA
2010 Stone Double Dry-Hopped IPA
2010 Stone Cali Belgique IPA
2010 Stone Smoked Porter w/ Vanilla
2010 Stone Smoked Porter w/ Chipotle
2010 Stone Sublimely Self Righteous
2010 Stone Pale Ale
2010 Stone IPA
2010 Stone Levitation Ale
2010 Stone Smoked Porter
2010 Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale
2010 Arrogant Bastard Ale
2010 Stone Ruination IPA