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The Virgin Mary has beamed her blessed countenance from the surface of a grilled cheese sandwich, a shrink-wrapped package of pot-roast meat, an oyster shell, a rotted seedless grape, and an ordinary potato. But now she’s been shape shifted into the form of a Gummi Bear.
And because no spontaneous moment of religious revelation can go unexploited, you can purchase said Virgin Mary Gummi Bear for the low, low, buy-it-now price of $1,000.