Who would want to wait an hour for a lobster roll in this weather? The Washington Post examines the effects of temperature on food truck sales. I don’t like even walking to the corner store for beer and toilet paper when it’s this cold. [WaPo]

Finished your shopping yet? There are a few last-minute ideas here, here, and here. Who doesn’t like a little booze under their tree when there’s a possibility of a white Christmas. [Esquire, WaPo]

In my own personal version of the seventh circle of hell, cheerful people sing in my face while I’m trying to pound a burger. Clyde’s makes this happen from now through Christmas at many locations. [Clyde’s]

After Young & Hungry paid a visit to The Tombs in Georgetown, Don Rockwell also paid a visit, but decided to drink instead of warming up with some wings!?! Come on man! Double crispy, sauce on the side! [DonRocks]