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Topher Mathews of Georgetown blog Georgetown Metropolitan today asks a very good question: “Is it totally rude to carry a pizza on the bus?

Mathews and I ride the same bus, the D2, but I have never encountered him on his “Thursday night ritual,” where he picks up a fresh pizza from Pizzeria Paradiso‘s Dupont Circle location on his way home from the office before hopping on the bus for Georgetown.

So is it rude? Let’s discuss.

  • While some people are certain to frown on carrying food or drink of any kind on public transportation, transporting food is allowable under Metro rider rules. Just don’t eat or drink while in transit.
  • The aroma of a fresh pizza might lift the spirits of a bus-weary commuter, but all those riders headed to stops toward the end of the line in Glover Park are at a higher risk of being agitated by the smell. You see, all those four-way stops on Q Street NW make a D2 ride quite jerky. And having a fresh, wonderful smelling pizza may remind some riders how much farther they have to go before eating anything. And there isn’t Pizzeria Paradiso waiting at home.
  • Compared to some freshly prepared food items, the smell of a fresh pizza is relatively neutral. Young & Hungry remembers an uncomfortable New York City subway ride carrying a carry-out container of Korean fried chicken from this wonderful place in Queens. Y&H suspects that some D2 riders might not appreciate the strong (and mouth-watering) smell of fried chicken. (Or, for instance, a durian—which is actually banned from public transit in Singapore.)
  • Verdict? It’s probably OK to bring Pizzeria Paradiso home on the bus, as long as you aren’t flaunting how wonderful your edible cargo is. That’s just rude.

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