Every restaurant wants to capitalize on Valentine’s Day. But few of them are as well positioned to do so as the Glover Park pizza-calzone-and-sandwich joint Café Romeo’s.

Which is why it felt a bit curious to come home this week to find this particular promotional come-on in a stack of Café Romeo’s menus that came with my last delivery order.

Really, Romeo? Our bet: Juliette is not going to be swept off her feet by this particular missive—even if the text inside does tout a special offer of two calzones and two 24-ounce sodas for a mere $16.16.

Photo by Michael E. Grass

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