Free Stuff: On Friday, if you show up at a Chick-fil-A between 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. and ask for Heinz Dip & Squeeze ketchup, you’ll receive a free medium order of waffle fries, one limit per customer. What is this special ketchup? It’s the same old Heinz ketchup you’re likely used to, just in packaging that allows you to dip into its contents or squeeze out onto the fries. Does this mean that gays upset with Chick-fil-A now have to boycott Heinz products, too? [via release]

Novel Ideas: This looks like an awesome breakfast sandwich: Eggs-in-a-hole + grilled cheese. “If all goes well, once this sucker is fried up, the cheese should be perfectly melted, and the yolks still runny so that they gush forth as soon as you cut or bite into them.” [Serious Eats]

Presented Without Comment: “Which of you assholes is responsible for keeping Jerry’s Subs open? I haven’t eaten there in 15 years. You make radio abortion possible.” [@xmasape]

Chicken Dance: In Bethesda, Nando’s Peri Peri will be taking the storefront that once housed a Chicken Out. [Bethesda magazine]

Photo courtesy Heinz