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On the Fritz’s Nerves: If you ever want to agitate veteran Washington Post nightlife scribe Fritz Hahn at a bar like ChurchKey, occupy valuable bar real estate with empty drinks, tell the bartender “[n]o, we’re good right now” when asked if you’d like another, and turn your back. Hahn might yell at you, but most likely, he’ll just vent on Twitter. [@FritzHahn]

Rites of Spring: Lo and behold, it’s that time of year when our local education and media company gets all crafty. [WaPo]

Chicken Switch: For those who patronize FedExField, please note that Popeye’s is no longer the official chicken of the Washington Redskins. KFC is now the official poultry provider. [WCP/Cheap Seats]

Pity the Food Critic: It’s hard to please Todd Kliman! About 60 percent of what he eats falls into “the not-great category.” [Eater D.C.]

Feats of Strength: Egads! Kate Nerenberg tried “nearly 20” Whoopie pies to figure out which place in D.C. offers the best version. [Washingtonian]

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