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The Village Voice on Friday offers up its list of “Top 10 Worst Contemporary Restaurant Trends.” Among them: food in jars (“[s]omehow the act of squishing fruits or vagetables[sic] inside glass containers has become the ultimate hipstro pass-time”), pop-up restaurants (“[w]hat is ze point…?”), food trucks (“[h]ell, even the Gap has one!”) and facial hair (“[y]ou can scarcely walk into a restaurant or bar without being assaulted by follicles, all combed and tweaked and waxed and fluffered within an inch of their greasy little lifes”).

Somehow cupcakes did not make the list. It would likely take top honors in D.C.

What are your nominations for the District’s worst food trends?

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